A commonly suggested technique advised silently moving your partner’s finger to the prescribed place.
This method allowed you to avoid a potentially humiliating conversation.
Here’s how it works: You want to take your boyzomb to the slaughterhouse for a very special, 17-day anniversary dinner but it’s also your bestie Tabitha’s birthday. There is much to miss with the zombification of the male population—sparking wit, spirited conversation, even the well-thought-out zinger in the middle of a heated argument—but the loss of old-fashioned courtesy is not one of them. Think of it as the end of awkward pauses at the door.
You’d rather watch that adorable cow-brain nibble of your new crush, but rather than succumb, reschedule for the next night and take your BFF for dinner instead. Tags: advice, boyzomb, brains, communication, conventional wisdom, date night, dating, dining, etiquette, friends, ghouls, giddy exuberance, girlfriends, golden rule, happiness, love bubble, relationships, responsible behavior, smart choices, zombie lifestyle Long before the H1Z1 virus turned 99.9999 percent of all men into zombies, the issue of who should open the door for whom was a hot-button topic. Think of it as the end of unintended offense when you competently open the door for yourself.
As dead creatures with reanimated life, they have no pleasure centers in the prefrontal cortex (or any cortex). When was the last time your boyzomb realized his hand had frozen off? Follow these simple rules for a happy, safe and fun winter. Few things compare with the exhilarating feeling of flying down a hill with the wind in your hair and your honey’s arms around your waist.