Would you like to dance with the greatest dancer in the world? You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away!
You know, if I'm not in bed by 11, I'll have to go home. Your eyes are a like wrenches; every time I look into them my nuts tighten!
While pantyhose may seem like little more than women's garments, the sheer nylon and spandex material is actually a great resource to have when it comes to survival.
Hunters have even used pantyhose as a secret weapon to ward away bugs and other skin irritations while making their way through the woods.
Simply pull the hose around the forked end of a branch and plunge it into water.