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As gorgeous as you are, I’m not cutting off three inches for anyone.” Doctor Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long.

No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn’t. But every once in a while, he’d hear an internal, reassuring voice that said, “Dave, don’t worry about it.

You’re not the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won’t be the last. Just let it go.” But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality, whispering “Dave, you’re a vet…” A beautiful woman approaches a pharmacist and asks, “Do you have extra large condoms?

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” The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he’s had the same dream, too. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free.” The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs and comes back down with his suitcase packed as well.

Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, “That’s funny, I dreamed I was skiing!

After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, “Damn it, I really wish I had a flashlight!

” The woman says, “I wish you did, too – you’ve been eating grass for the past 10 minutes! “I want six shots of tequila,” responded the young man.

“My child has swallowed a contraceptive.” The physician dressed quickly, but before he could get out the door, the phone rang again.