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You don't want to go on a thousand coffee dates to find someone whom you can snuggle up with on the couch.

You're actually looking for someone who excites you on multiple levels: intellectual, emotional, sexual.

Obviously, I don’t know much about the writer, but clearly she is not your average girl.

She is articulate, funny, and opinionated at the very least.

Socially More about me: I was born a humble barn cat and was adopted by a nice family. Looking for that special someone who doesn’t mind a farm boy-turned-gentleman, who also chews his toes and loves his mom. I’m willing to give anyone a chance, but if you’re not interested in bathing me while I sunbathe, giving me dibs on all incoming boxes and letting me go in the fresh litter box first, DO NOT APPLY. Partner in a production company and writes and acts in comedy web series that features sketches and mockumentaries.